sometimes i think about how Tumblr, despite its problems, has allowed me to broaden my horizons and become more socially conscious and empathetic and
it also gave me a gif of a dragon fucking a car so um
i don’t know where i was headed with this
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
(Source: lamapalooza, via gol-gappay)
“The Babel fish”, said The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quietly, “is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish." (x)
(Source: kaladinsenpai, via jammygummy)